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bollocks-breath

somebody whos breath smells like bollocks and if its a man hes likely to me homosexual if its your nan, then well... she got some serious issues! ALSO U SHOULD BE SCARED!!!
Guy: Dude, your Nan has issues
Girl: What do you mean?
Guy: Well when I was snogging her last night her breath tasted of your dads bollocks.

Girl: Woah, wtf?!
Guy: Yeah, she has serious bollocks-breath
by Crabbagers November 3, 2011
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mule breath

Breath that smelt like he suck farts out of dead mules
Cop the breath on that twat has he been sucking farts out of dead mules
by Harry September 25, 2004
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poo-breath

The stench that comes out of the pie-hole of someone with serious pooptooth
man, everyone in that town's got poo-breath.
by capnCrouton May 4, 2004
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breath-break

Act of turning your head during a conversation with a person who has terribly bad breath.
I had to interrupt the officer with a breath-break as he wrote my speeding ticket.
by kingkillam May 31, 2010
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Breathing Tornados

Slang for huffing gasoline. Something one might do in his or her basement.
Mother: I walked downstairs to grab some sugar and I caught my son breathing tornados!
by Matty Kinsoackia March 10, 2006
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breathing starfish

spread your butt cheeks and flex your bung hole
i went through four years of high school and no one knew i could do the breathing starfish.
by Period 3 journalists April 12, 2008
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cows breath

if a girl is being a cow ( really out of order) to her friends, she has cows breath. This is because all of the mean things that she has been saying have come out of her mouth and given her the breath of a cow.
"jen has been so out of order to me"
" she has cows breath"
"yah"
by kirk lizard 2 December 30, 2008
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