Sloppy hammock

When the lady has extra meat hanging out, that is referred as a sloppy hammock

When Mike is kneeling comfortably behind Susan, he decided to go for the reach around to test length of her sloppy hammock

by Gmoose82 May 28, 2018

Golden Hammock Spoon

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote

Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

by MerMaker June 4, 2018

Swedish Harmonica

When a womans pussy lips are snipped off and sown to her asshole

The police officer failed to give the motorist a warning resulting in him coming home to his wife in bed crying over her new Swedish Harmonica

by Fagbag 409 June 13, 2018

Mam hammock

A bikini or bra worn by a female whose sag or loss of pertness requires the most highly reinforced titty receptacle.

After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.

by Apatoeman July 21, 2018

harlem harmonica

While going down on a female, pinch her vaginal lips together and attempt to play them like a harmonica.

"My man was eating my pussy last night and decided to give me a Harlem harmonica. I slapped him so hard!"

by Rustyshacklefurd August 21, 2018

wet hammock

When you plank across a hallway like a hammock and your girl sits on top of you while you do the dirty

“what were you guys doing last night?”
“wet hammocking. my whole body hurts”

by wethammocklover69 October 24, 2018

Banana Hammock

A hammock made from the sweat and tears of banana farmers across the world ... what ? You seriously thought it was a hammock made of bananas ?

I like banana hammock ... yes my hammock is good.

by JayIsNormalManChild November 30, 2018