funderwear

'Funny underwear'! The ones with a yellow smiley face on the front (and the back...), underwear that bears funny messages, ...

Funderwear is a complete no-no for real men!

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

Viking Funeral

The act of placing a blackout drunk friend, who has vomited and passed out during the act of skinny dipping, on a boat or other aquatic vessel with the hope that they safely return to shore. This allows the rest of the group to continue enjoying their nude swimming experience.

This activity should preferably occur in a mangrove delta region in West Africa, or Scandanavia.

"Damn dude Will got so wasted last night we had to give him a Viking funeral so we could continue to chill naked."

"I just lost my job so I'm going to get Viking Funeral drunk tonight."

by Lebourgne August 28, 2012

Funderburk

An old, saggy lizard that eats babies and/or small children.

Mrs. Funderburk is a douche.

by Kevin Pugh September 30, 2003

finner

Like furry but attracted to fish and dolphins.

Example:
Max: "oh, look at that beautiful shark Tony!'
Tony: "God max, you're such a finner"

by Makugen July 4, 2016

funnelcake

to have dry anal sex until the blood acts as a lubricant, then continue the act of anal sex until completion.

yeah i gave mary the ol' funnelcake last night.

by frank valente August 2, 2006

funnel cake

the act of wrapping one's penis around the scrotum to make it look like a delicacy often found at amusement parks

guy: hey guys come into the bathroom for a second, i need to show you something

other guys: what is it

guy: check out this sweet funnel cake

by champion of friendship July 1, 2011

Funneling

To give oral sex to a man by attaching a tube to his penis, while on the other end of the tube, a funnel is attached. Person giving oral must then, with much force, suck from funnel.

Ask anyone named Eric.

by Yehoshua January 25, 2005