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mother frump

A phrase used to define a female who is very annoying and has very bad dress sense - like that of a mother. She constantly asks what you're doing, where you're going, who with etc and has a tendancy to always think she's right.
Did you see her??! A total mother frump
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Boner Fruit

synonym for testicles, balls, nads, rocks, stones, gonads, jewels, ball sack
A good girl will also play with your boner fruit during a BJ
by chimmler December 23, 2009
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Pillsbury Fruitcup

The act of using various fruits all at the same time to pleasure yourself or another person passionately. All holes of the body must be filled.
Dude, I just gave myself a pillsbury fruitcup!
No way man, I thought that wasn't possible!
Well it is, I just filled all of my bodily holes with fruit!
Wow, I have so much more respect for you now...
Lets go give your girlfriend a pillsbury fruitcup now!
Fuck yes! But, wait, can we use a pineapple?
Yeah, and don't forget the pomegranites!
by The Master Of All Things Fruit September 25, 2010
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humpty frumpty

a post menopausal woman: round and wrinkled beyond a cure.
Too many years in the sun sipping margaritas left her looking humpty frumpty. No king would bother sending horses or men to fix her.
by harpnbard January 21, 2011
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first fruits

The flow of coffee that first comes out of the coffee maker when brewing a new batch of coffee. This really only applies to the standard, counter-top, drip style brewers. The "first fruits" are the lowest acidity, highest flavor a batch of coffee will ever be.

The best way to brew and drink good coffee in an office environment is to start the brew cycle but leave your cup under the drip spout. When your cup is full, put the coffee pot back under.

This feature of coffee brewing is evidenced by the growing popularity of one-cup-at-a-time brewers, such as the Keurig and Senseo brand single cup coffee makers.
"It is better to take the first fruits than be left with the pot." - Anonymous
by coffee-thrilla April 16, 2011
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oyster fruit

"Damn, that hoe ova' there got herself a damn big set of oyster fruit round her neck."
by junksniffer45 December 27, 2013
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frucking

1.combination of "fuck" and "freaking".
2. word made up accidentally in a period of extreme stress.
"IT'S FRUCKING SNOWING, DAMN IT!"
by keej January 29, 2010
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