When a girl is standing behind a counter or bar, and you think she has a hot body. Then she comes out from behind the counter and you find out her lower body is fat.
Cory: "Do you see that bartender? She is FINE!"
Neil: "Are you kidding?! Wait 'til she comes out from behind the bar, she's a major counter top!"
Neil: "Are you kidding?! Wait 'til she comes out from behind the bar, she's a major counter top!"
by Leopold B. Stotch July 15, 2009
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That girl Kim she has a counter top pussy bro just text her a hey and she’ll have her legs opened right away.
by Air707 January 15, 2018
Get the counter top pussy mug.When a girl is face down on a countertop or bar in a full split while she is either anally penetrated or vaginally penetrated. It is usually an aggressive sex position, the guy grabbing both of the girl's love handles tightly while thrusting at a brisk and powerful pace. It is not counted as an Alaskan Countertop unless there is a recognizable slapping noise and a simultaneous moan from the girl being fucked on each thrust.
Guy 1: Damn, that waitress was totally asking for a slutfuck just then!
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's take her to the bar after hours and give her a good Alaskan Countertop.
Guy 1: Hell yes!
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's take her to the bar after hours and give her a good Alaskan Countertop.
Guy 1: Hell yes!
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“You mean countertop kid?”
“Yeah, his parents must have really loved granite!”
“You mean countertop kid?”
“Yeah, his parents must have really loved granite!”
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