Flexing Chimps

What is a flexing chimp may you ask? A Flexing Chimp is a proud Chimp that loves to play hypixel skyblock and fuck dudes. Also, a flexing chimp is known as a outcast in real life. But the people that see them as outcasts are fucking morons that should be sold to slavery, or left to die of hunger. Also, a chimp that is flexing penis is so big, that it will break any destroy any pair of pants.

look at him he a flexing chimps

by Hypixel Skyblock January 29, 2021

fleetwood

Mainly residential part of surrey located between newton and guildford, mainly from 152 to 160th in Surrey, Britsih Columbia, lots of weed dealers and lots of good dank.

Yo lets cruise down to fleetwood in surrey and score us some nuts white rhino.

by Spencer P M January 21, 2007

Flesh Yarmulke

A typical phase in the progression of male pattern baldness in which a circular patch of exposed scalp makes it look as though a yarmulke is being worn.

Oh my god - check it out; that guy is donning the quintessential flesh yarmulke.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

flesh melons

big, round, juicy tits

fat girls do not have these!!!

Gary: Did you see the flesh melons on that babe?
Bill: I would've sucked the sin out of them!

by Ted Palansky April 17, 2005

fleshfriend

Someone you know in real life, having met them the olde waye -- through other friends, through word, at a club, what have you. The key is that you first met them *in the flesh."

"Who, Anne? Oh, we email, but she's been my fleshfriend for ages." "Hey man, fuck you, I actually have at least two fleshfriends."

by Xenu2001 July 26, 2008

Fletchanism

Religion in which all obey the almighty Fletch. Believing that snowmakers are above all others. They are destined to take over anything and everything that stands in there way. The only religion in which the Devil himself is no match for.

My life has become more fullfilled after switching to Fletchanism

by Snow God November 30, 2006

FLESTICLE

An extremely useful portmanteau word containing vitamins for your spirit and crunchiness for your ears. This word provides an irreplaceable exact rhyme for testicle, which any poet knows comes up frequently in the classiest verse.
This is one of a collection of words coined by the ineffable Freddy Bendell during his misspent and callipygous childhood. Others in the series include fluterus, schmidneys, blasshole, flenis, and flotum.

Please, your ladyship, get your hands off my flesticle.

I'm sorry, Monica, but, as President, I cannot allow you to play fast and loose with my flesticle.

by Trudy Steger September 21, 2007