flaming chorizo

Hot flaming cock!

She was begging for my flaming chorizo!

by @BigMac November 20, 2022

foaming at the mouth

wanting something really bad
unironically one of the best feelings in the world

Person 1: I wanna get good at fencing. I'm gonna start lifting every day from 6-7AM, practice every night from 6-9PM, go to every competition in the region, eat 4 meals a day, take shots of protein powder, juice up on creatine . . . *unintelligible rambling*
Person 2: Do you want a napkin?
Person 1: Why would I need a napkin?
Person 2: Cuz u are visibly foaming at the mouth

by Radiotrophic Gint October 18, 2023

Sphincter Farming

When someone farts repeatedly, usually to annoy their coworkers or classmates.

"Oh my God, what is that smell?"
"That new guy in Sales has been sphincter farming all morning."
"Man, he must really hate the boss, huh?"

by The word-eating crocodile December 9, 2009

Squiggly Flamingo

When you get so drunk, you cannot function at the simplest of levels.

I was so drunk, I couldn't spell "CAT" if you spotted me the 'C' and the 'T' --I was such a Squiggly Flamingo.

by DaGooseIsLoose May 5, 2011

lawsuit farming

1. Engaging in inflammatory or offensive behaviour, to provoke a reaction from a person or persons, that will allow you to sue them.

2. Provoking lawsuits as a method of fundraising.

Man, those Westboro Baptist Church assholes are coming to town. Let's get some rocks to pelt them with.

No, dude that's what they want. They're lawsuit farming. If someone gets injured they'll take you to court.

by Sean McClydesdale February 25, 2013

sticky flamingo

When you cum inside a girls vagina, while she stands on one leg.

Girl:CAW CAW CAW STICKY FLAMINGO

by Sho Minamimotooo February 1, 2014

Rent Famine

When rent for student living is due during a week off and no one pays it until the week after

Bobby: Eh! Did you hire all those hookers last night?
Joey: No, rent famine this week, couldn't even afford to buy bread.

by DaddyFliffus April 1, 2015