electric tea bag

Getting ones balls sucked whilst putting your tongue on a 9 volt battery

A lady and I just did the electric tea bag.

by Tommy111111 March 19, 2014

Electromyography

An EMG- a procedure to assess the health of muscles and the nerve cells that control them
Also known as the most painful procedure known to man, where student nurses stick you with needles then proceed to pulse electricity down through the needles to see how your muscles react to the 'stimulation'. Often this causes extreme pain, as it aims to target nerves and the way they control the muscles.

Person 1: Shit dude that's gotta hurt like a b*tch
Person 2: Hurts like f*uck but its nothing on an Electromyography
Person 1: The f*ck is that?
Person 2: An EMG, the Satan's own invention sent to the medical industry.

by SammyS August 31, 2014

Electabuzzing

Electabuzzing is when you press a stun gun against the taint of your partner just before or during climax while yelling "Electabuzz used Thunderpunch!" or "You don not have enough badges to train me!"

I thought things were going well until Elesa began Electabuzzing me during training.

by Arphee September 7, 2016

electric boyfriend

A vibrator.

Spent last night catching up on Greys anatomy and the electric boyfriend

by Human006 August 17, 2016

electrosexual

To have sexual relations with various electronic devices, (e.g, V.C.R, toaster, refrigerator, game system, and other items you can stick ones penis inside.)

Floyd told us that he fucked his V.C.R last night, doesn't that make him an electrosexual?

by EvilAngelBB August 12, 2016

Electrometalify

To make an electric metal cover of any ordinary song.

"We should electrometalify that love song!"

by emoelectricmetalifyer September 30, 2016

electile dysfunction syndrome

A lifelong condition that makes a person not care and unmotivated to vote for any politician ever again in their lifetime. This is not a bad condition as democracy cannot be subverted by one single president; otherwise, that would be a fascist dictatorship. Electile dysfunction syndrome can make your physical, mental, and emotional health a whole lot better for not getting involved with meaningless political drama.

The choices between the douche(Donald Trump) and the turd sandwhich(Hilary Clinton), have spread the non-dangerous but yet rewarding disease across the nation known as electile dysfunction syndrome to over 55% of the USA.

by superbipolar420 October 18, 2016