doctor apples

a super attractive dude who loves anal sex with men
he also is not actually a doctor

"hey, will you be my doctor apples? no homo btw"
"yes. i love anal. its not gay i swear"
sex

by sussusususususamongus March 31, 2021

doctor hard

A rare sexy ass man and can be a little touchy at times. But don't worry he probably can wear shades and look hot as fuck in them and likes to play the flute and when I mean flute I mean he blows cock till it's hard and won't ever be laid at least by his sister. He will also probably be a cock doctor when he grows up because he is Doctor Hard.

Doctor Hard is a rare species and should be protected.

by 69Masterbater September 15, 2017

Ditch Doctor

Medical "professional" from a shithole nation.

I went to see my Ditch Doctor, Dawkta Pajeet. He said AIDS is caused by poo in loo.

by JamesBaud March 20, 2020

pot doctor

A doctor who evaluates your issues, whatever they may (or may not) be, and declares that yes indeed sir or ma'am you are entitled to some medical marijuana as the cure for what ails you, and gives you a scrip, and then off you go to the dispensary.

Ya know, it's funny how the pot doctor didn't examine my eyes at all, but still wrote me a scrip saying that I need pot for glaucoma.

by Klendathu_Jones March 21, 2016

fraud doctor

a person that is imaginary and should be karate choped or kicked if they come near you

The fraud doctor pinched the guy joe dio which resulted in him karate chopping the fraud doctor to the ground.

by ray giller April 6, 2008

Doctor Trayaurus

A name only the kids of the "Good Days Of YouTube" can remember,
Doctor Trayaurus was known for causing mayhem and all sorts of stuff.
Normally, his victim would be DANTDM, seeing as Doctor Trayaurus once nearly destroyed the world and it was up to Dan to save it.

Doctor Trayaurus what are you doing?!

by FartFartFartBoogie May 21, 2023

Doctor O

This old shrink dude I hated they referred to only as "Dr. O" simply because people wouldn't pronounce Okasinski like it's actually THAT complicated. It's like OKAY, It's a SIN to SKI. How hard is that? So I'm like you wanna be an "O" do you? Fine. Lots of things are O's. How would you like to be known as Dr. BIG BROWN HOLIO? DR. BLOWIN' SMOKE-RINGS OUT HIS OLEOLEO? DR. OREOLEO? DR. DONUT HOLIO? DR. ASSAHOLIO? DR. BUTTAHOLIO? DR. WHATEVER'S ROUND IS OLEO. I'VE GOT AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY HERE. I'LL HAVE TO ADD DR. GLORY HOLIO!

"Fuck Doctor O In All Of His Holios!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 11, 2023