doctor apples 

a super attractive dude who loves anal sex with men
he also is not actually a doctor

"hey, will you be my doctor apples? no homo btw"
"yes. i love anal. its not gay i swear"
sex

doctor apples by sussusususususamongus March 31, 2021

360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear 

If you eat an apple everyday of the year, you will kill doctors and wont have to see them anymore

did you know that 360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear?

360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear by poopiegotnotroopie September 19, 2020