custard tanks

A massive pair of jugs which are carrying more dairy delights than your local milk float.

“Phwoar, look over there Stuart, it’s Kirsten Custard Tanks”

by BahamGroag November 27, 2024

Custard cock

Dick cheese

I just got custard cock on my face said Karen and she wiped away the buttery smegma on her mouth from chads dick

by Chokesondicks December 8, 2024

cusstard

Someone who engages in behaviors which are insulting or threatening to groups of people or which can result in harm or death to others.

Elon Musk sure is a cusstard cutting off critical funding to foreign countries which will result in the deaths of countless people. Oh, there goes Elon Musk, doing NAZI salutes again like a cusstard.

by bkucenski March 26, 2025

Custody-by-Cop

The American practice of circumventing due process rights and constitutional guarantees to life and liberty by using typically fake domestic violence claims against a partner to secure children in a stalemate developed by neither party voluntarily willing to move out of a home or use the court process to decide custody issues.

Flummuxed by the reality their child was raised from birth by a stay at home dad, the mother crafted a custody-by-cop plan to call police faking violence towards her which resulted in the father being arrested and prohibited from returning to the home later.

by Hedonist2025 August 20, 2025

Custle

When your hustling to curse

“After he stubbed his toe, he started to custle down the hallway, muttering every word he knew under his breath.”

by Iman+ September 9, 2025

Custie

A customer usually dealing with drugs but can be for other things too

I got a new custie today

by Cracksmkrsbbystter September 16, 2025

Custard Camel

A fat camel with multiple custard-like fat humps. This phenomenon is usually caused by drinking too much beer and as a coping technique, they usually revert to low carb beers.

Look at that Custard Camel. You can tell by the Low Carb HANN 3.5 in his hoof.

by jsjbhr35 November 10, 2025