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carpet snail

A racist slur to the Southern Nigerians. The Slur was made after the large amount of the Southern Nigerians Body hair. The correlation of the insult is that their bodies are as furry as a carpet and that they have so much hair it weighs them down, which slows them down to a snail's pace.
You suck at Quickscoping you putrid Carpet Snail!
by Carpet Snail April 19, 2017
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Carpet Kiss

when you’re going doggy on the floor and the bottom gets rug burn on their face.
Did you and Ben hook up last night?”
“Yeah, he totally gave me a carpet kiss!”
by bigmamadearest May 7, 2018
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Capernia

Capernia is someone beyond definitions. Nobody in the world can match up to her benevolence. Only she can have this name and no one else because of how unique and perfect she really is. She is the most beautiful person you can ever meet. She is also the world's greatest artist and is an art prodigy, with her paintings and drawings so perfect the atoms have a different structure than a normal one. Not to mention she's the descendant of Leonardo da Vinci. She is so, so, so impeccable that one may be envious and jealous for such an ability. It will take a while for one to adjust and learn to not be jealous of the Capernia, but rather enjoy her being around, for you will never meet anyone like her again. She is truly a special one. If you ever meet a Capernia, love her until the days end.
Man I miss Capernia, I don't think I'll ever meet someone like her.
by Samarah Zaki September 16, 2018
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Carpet

A person who gets walked on and used day after day
Wow thanks now I feel like a carpet.
by Thecarpet March 29, 2019
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carpet chili

Diarrhea. Liquid brown. Butt vomit. Looks like what Kevin from The Office dropped on the carpet.
The poop version of roller coaster casserole.
Oh god, after all those hot wings last night I dropped a huge batch of carpet chili in the toilet. My ass will never be the same.
by kittenhands January 17, 2020
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Carpet Gravy

When you're eating a girl out doggie-style and she Hershey-squirts into her pubes.
I was going down on my girl last night and she got carpet gravy all over me!
by Rimbish February 11, 2020
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Carpeted the shed

To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).
Chris: Did you get any from Marie?
Kevin: Yea, we did oral and she really carpeted the shed!
by Britana6332 June 10, 2020
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