kitty crack

another name for catnip. though crack may not exactly be the best drug to describe catnip, "kitty crack" has a better ring to it than "kitty pot" or "kitty acid", yes?

Oreo's acting crazy again...must've gotten into that kitty crack.

by vivelerockk07 April 8, 2008

Cracked the Egg

Specific point at which something goes wrong, just as in the phrase, "jump the shark."

(Derived from Lady Gaga's Rotten Egg of a Grammy Appearance.)

The night was great, but cracked the egg when Jill decided to throw up all over those children.

by Creeparella March 3, 2011

Crack Lease

Similar to the rock rental, this occurs when a crackhead trades the use of a vehicle in their possession for crack.

Tawanda done given Boo a crack lease on her hoopde yo!

by Landric April 4, 2003

crack to sacker

a girl than performs annilingus "rimming" while in the process of giving a comprehensive blowjob that includes the balls (in other words, sticks her tongue around and in the anus after licking and sucking the balls, and then back again, while always keeping the cock in play. The drill:cock, balls, ass--wherever the mouth isn't, the hands are

"Man, I knew that girl was wild, but I wasn't expecting her to be a crack to sacker"

by Selena Van Zorn September 29, 2003

cactus crack

Beginning with a case of untreated swamp ass, it's when chaffing and burning occurs on the rim of the anus.

"Hello Dan."
"Hi Harris."
"Why the sour face?"
"You see Harris, I have an atrocious case of cactus crack."
"MMMMMM"

by CCrack July 24, 2006

Crack Mattress

Mattress, preferably dirty, without sheets that a person actually sleeps on, similar to what one might find in a crack house/den

"No clean sheets?!!Well, looks like I'll be riding the crack mattress until laundry day".

by Ooookay December 18, 2008

cracked adams

The unfortunate event where a man who loves to give blow jobs, takes on more than he can swallow resulting in a traumatized adams apple which ultimately cracks in half and nearly shatters within his throat.

Symptoms includes: Swollen Epiglottis, inability to hold a conversation beyond 20 seconds, aggressive puss sack build up in esophagus, shifted carotid artery.

These symptoms may require immediate medical attention.

Doctor - "Damn this is the 6th "Cracked Adams" case I've seen this weekend."

Nurse - "What do you expect, The Ring Hole* just opened up in gay town this week"

Doctor - "No shit! Hey I heard they have good wings."

*see defined word for description

by dangchicago April 17, 2009