blonde

A very stupid blonde girl.

Stupid blonde: Mom, my sister has her monthly period.
Mom: Haw can you know that?
Stupid blonde: Because dad's cock tastes blood.

by Maniac_88 April 18, 2006

Dumb Blonde

An humorous insult used to call a person when they act dumb or confused.

Boy - I'm Confused!!!
Girl - Oh god, you're such a Dumb Blonde!!!

by BoyhoodKid64 March 31, 2009

blondes

Women who are weak for rap music, french Jazz musicians and spoken word artists.

Those blondes in Dallas just won't quit trying.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Blonde People

To be a little more political correct.Unmixed blonde, have yellow hair, blue eye. Skin texture is somewhat yellow to dark yellow orange color, not to much hair on body, little thin hair on eye brows.Many may have many freckles on body arms and face.Usually heavy mixed with southern Euro's(Whites), probably more than what South American Indian are mixed with Spanish(Whites) decent.those millions that are mixed, usually they refer to themselves as whites, only having blue eye with dark hair or blonde hair with brown eyes, with similar texture skin as those of southern euro's. Blonde hair with blue eyes are sometimes reffered to as blonde,Ethnic Identity just caucasian for simplicity sake.Becuase of TV brought the world closer together, there is more of a subliminial agreement that these two groups are in the same race and ethnic Identity, which is really false, since both groups have same Head structure, rounds eyes, thin lips, big hands, long legs long arms they are under caucasian, but vary in skin texture and color. Both groups know each other differnece, taking extremes sides, they are different.

Many countries under caucasian, and every country could say, you look armenian, you look Italian, you look German, you look Spanish, you look Russian, you look from finland etc. Not to political correct, caucasians since caucasian mountian are by Armenia. I should be more like Southern Euro's and Sadanavians.
Blonde people

by Dorrie12 July 25, 2006

blonde

a girl at my school named sam smith. She frequently gets mistaken as sam stevens by teachers, she is the blondest of all blondes. and she cant tell what a hand "g" is. she thouhgt it was p, i, h, j, k, l, but not one time did she guess g. I think she needs medical help.

oh god here comes sam the blonde, aka anna nichole smith

by sarah December 14, 2004

dumb-blonde

n. 1: a person (usually female) with blonde hair who is slow to learn or understand "emma a dumb-blonde" ; lacking intellectual acuity; "emma is so dense she never understands anything I say to her because she is a dumb-blonde"; "I never met anyone quite so dim as emma"; "dumb-blonde people like emma believe some really dumb things"; "Emma was either normally stupid or deliberately being a dumb-blonde "; "Tom worked with the slow (dumb-blonde) students like Emma"

"Emma is a dumb-blonde most of the time."

by Tom "JF" C, January 20, 2006

blonde

1. A fair, yellowish hair color.

2. An insult to any color haired people; another word for dumb or stupid.

Blonde1: Oh! My! Gosh! I think my goldfish just drowned!

Blonde2: That's a tragedy! Hey, do you know you what 'tragedy' means?

Blonde1: Beats me!

Brunette: You two are so BLONDE!

by kate blanchlet October 21, 2006