Facebook Birthday 

This is the day you have listed as your birthday on your facebook account so that people can not steal your identity and create massive amounts of debt in your name.

It's my facebook birthday today, so many "friends" on facebook are wishing me happy birthday... if they knew me better they would know my real birthday is in three months.

Facebook Birthday by poostick963 November 14, 2009

take away my birthday

sarcastic response when someone warns you not to do something that is considered socially unacceptable

'You really shouldn't drop stink bombs in the class room the same day of finals.'

'What are they going to do? Take away my birthday?'

take away my birthday by [e-mail] June 13, 2004

happy birthday 

When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you say to yourself in the mirror before bursting out into tears.

Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!

happy birthday by Me. October 10, 2004

worst birthday 

A worst birthday is when a man ejaculates onto a woman as the stock market simultaneously crashes and the woman loses her house, causing the woman to exclaim "Whaaaat?"

It is considered rude.

Mark gave Sarah a worst birthday and everyone in town pretty much agrees now that Mark is a rude man.

worst birthday by L. Baines. J. January 29, 2008

Happy Birthday 

9 months before this date, your parents decided to have unprotected sex

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. happy sex day to your parents!

Happy Birthday by skank-a-ma-phone March 15, 2011

monkey's birthday 

A day characterized by rain and sun at the same time.

It's raining and it's sunny out...it must be a monkey's birthday!

monkey's birthday by Joshua Rubin December 14, 2008

It's my birthday 

An expression of delight, accompanied by dancing around. Basically saying that the person in question is great, skilled, lucky, etc.

Ususally said in a kind of sing-song way.

"Ooooh yeah! I just won that race! It's my birthday! It's my birthday!"

It's my birthday by Athene Airheart March 20, 2004