Beaver Tail

(Verb) to slap a girl in the face repeatedly with your penis, mimicing a beaver tail patting a dam.

"Dude, my boyfriend Beaver Tailed me this morning! That shit is so not ok!"

"My Girlfriend wouldnt wake up this morning so I Beaver Tailed her!"

by Capt. Davinci August 27, 2008

Chutney beaver

The result of a man shagging a girl up the bottom and finishing off in the vagina

She must have had an upset stomach cos I gave her a right chutney beaver.....

by Lifehouse crew July 13, 2012

beaver tier

Originates from the please stop talking podcast
An extremely mundane story of similar quality to saying you have a story about seeing a beaver but the big twist in the story is "and there was a beaver in my back yard"

"that story was fucking beaver tier at best"

by Niiiîiiiíïkolajj September 20, 2020

Beaver Blousing

Wearing only a top, going bottomless.
The Feminine version of Shirtcocking.

Yeah We can take your mom with but she can't be Beaver Blousing. It's not that kinda party.

by PrincessBunnyMercedesJoy January 24, 2014

Beaver blocking

When a woman is trying to pick up another woman and her friend ends up pussy blocking you.

Yo,I was trying to pick up this smoking hot chick when her friend comes over and starts pulling at her yelling " come on its our jam gurl ". She was such a beaver blocking bitch.

by Rubin James March 27, 2016

sausage beaver

One who constructs a dam out of sausages to keep foods from touching other foods. (I.e keeping baked beans and bean sauce away from chips)

Look at him, he is a proper sausage beaver. Diverting the bean flow.

by Rhucu December 15, 2017

beaver keneaver

I gotta beaver kaneaver that bitch. She is amazing “I’m gonna hit that”

That girl is so hot. What a challenge. I’m gonna beaver keneaver her “ I’m gonna win her over”

by Funny guy 69 April 23, 2018