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Inviting an individual to state the obvious when they know that your already aware of the answer.

The serve must be relevant to the current conversation/situation otherwise the dive is declared lame. Extra kudos if one can catch out multiple people at the same time with a single serve.
The situation: Friend stood looking at birthday cards in the local supermarket
The 'serve': "...so someone's birthday soon?"
The 'dive': "yes mate it's...."
The punchline: *clap hands together in exaggerated diving pose* "um - DIVE!" *smug grin*
by SteVader January 17, 2006
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*Genuine Pleather (not to be confused with synthetic pleather). The only material considered suitable for The World's Greatest Runner ™ to sit on whilst gaming.

Super comfy, swivels, rocks, reclines, heated, massages and has two cup holders for booze and 4 pockets for storing some healthy grilled pitta breads as a healthy alternative gaming snack.
Mate it's made of 100% genuine Pleather. It's a wipe clean surface.
by SteVader July 13, 2017
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A fortified place, especially a large, permanent military stronghold that often includes a beaver.
Beaver Fortress: You'll never get in, that place is light fort beaver.
by SteVader January 17, 2011
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