Basically a human Snorlax. He is big, fat, disgusting, ugly, and has an extremely small penis (only about 0.2 inches!). He also likes to play CS:GO. He is the only Global Elite playing on 1 fps.
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Bart has a huge penis
by Cooper120 June 29, 2017
Get the Bart mug.A very nice and handsom man. He always gives gifts and hugs everyone. He cares for very close freinds and he is the angle of the world. He never turns his back on you. He always cares no matter how bad the situation is. He is also very reliable. He will stand up for you, ask him or not.
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