by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025
Get the <..79.7.6.>It Is Because We Want To Ask YOu Too Much Questions<.7.9.7.6.> mug.”Hey mike, wanna be my boyfriend?”
”Sorry but no.”
”No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”
”Sorry but no.”
”No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”
by Ilovepineapples June 8, 2025
Get the National ask your friend to be your boyfriend mug.The antithesis of “no shit, Sherlock!” Used when someone asks you something you obviously wouldn’t know/ have no clue about. A cow would know just as much as you would if asked the same question.
by Lemonysnicketsdaughter April 20, 2024
Get the Ask the cow! mug.The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.
by Ominous 01 May 11, 2024
Get the Don’t ask don’t tell mug.No. I said "You would lie or deflect to peripheral issue" and now you want to MAKE ME ask as a both a demonstration of you supposed virtue and to model behavior you want to see people replicate. You would lie.
Hym "No. Asking just allows you to pretend you wouldn't have lied in a vacuum and if you're going this far to try and get me to ask there has likely been a financial incentive tacked on."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
Get the Asking mug.A roast you use when you are not interested or not want to hear about something. It's also a comeback to insults or negative things people ask.
Bully: You're ugly and I hate you. You're such a dickhead and you probably don't have any friends
Me: Don't Care + Didn't Ask + You're Gay
Bully: *walks away*
Me: Don't Care + Didn't Ask + You're Gay
Bully: *walks away*
by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024
Get the Don't Care + Didn't Ask mug.