Total abstainer

Someone who abstains from substances or practices that could be considered vices, usually things like alcohol (or drunkenness), tobacco, (illegal)drugs, and premarital sex.

Jim is a total abstainer, he doesn't ever do anything when he goes to parties.

by GH Dogg February 5, 2009

abserd

Repetitive and unproductive behavior or actions.

see: obserd

abserd? obserd? abserd? obserd? abserd? obserd? Who the hell do I have to fuck to stop this spell-checker from flagging the word absurd?

by jonkatz January 27, 2009

Abscess

An inflammation surrounding a concentration of pus. An abscess can occur in various parts of the horse's body, but it is most common in the hoof.

The horse had an abscess that popped, so he could not be ridden.

by e9987070 June 28, 2009

Absent Factor

The single factor not taken into account in any situation, which usually leads to catastrophe.

The fact that Joe didn't clean the beaker properly was the absent factor in the experiment that lead to the explosion in the lab.

by jon132 March 1, 2009

absospankinlutely

1. A very emphatic agreement.

2. What you say to your dominatrix in response to every question.

Michelle: So do you wanna go to the firefighter party?

Marie: Absospankinlutely!

Dom: Do you like it when I whip you, bitch?

John: Absospankinlutely!

by macheira February 20, 2010

Absolute-slowness

The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.

It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.

Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"

*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*

Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"

by asteroth February 24, 2010

absent presumed working

A person not online as often as they had been, particularly in the daytime. Absent from chat sites or messenger programs like Yahoo or Skype or Facebook or Stickam.

Jane is absent presumed working (APW), she was not been on Facebook today (this week)

by conibonjovi October 12, 2009