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butt up front

Phenomena which occurs when a very fat person shoves the lower part of their stomach beneath the waist of their pants creating the appearance of an extra pair of buttocks.
Man, after Jenny had her baby she developed some major butt up front.
by FergusonTO35 October 21, 2010
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Don't front stunt muffin

Its when a women pretend she doesn't want to have sex with you but in actuality wants to fuck your brains out and you know it but she doesn't tell you.
you: "Rachel do you want to chill at my place tomorrow"

Rachel: reply's "maybe"

you: reply "Don't front stunt muffin"!
by corvo21 May 12, 2011
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Front Office Faded (FOF)

When you are an Investment Banker on Wall Street and go to a club/bar with the intention of getting hammered after a long week of work.
Paul: "Are you going to the club later?"
Jeremy: "Yeah I'm gonna get Front Office Faded (FOF)"
Paul: "Wow, Jeremy is so cool because he is in the Front Office of a major financial institution , and is about to go to a club"
by BulgeBracketBanka February 22, 2018
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took you to front street.

when a person gets publicly humilated by another party. someone can reply with "oh they just took you to front street".
Siobhan:"John your tattoo is so dicked"
Billy:"Oh she just took you to front street."
by Siobhan_Duffy May 1, 2008
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Front End Loader

Taking a dump on a girls chest while getting jacked off.
Steve: Hannah gave me a solid "Front End Loader" last night.
Russ: Oh yeah? That girl has great multitasking skills!
by Russ the Boss August 14, 2012
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white pee front butt

White Pee Front Butt comes from a term used by a child to describe incestual molestation.
"Mommy, mommy. Uncle Jerry white pee'd in my front butt"
"lets get together and try a little bit of the white pee front butt?"
by Craig McRae July 7, 2006
mugGet the white pee front buttmug.
It was where my mama sat on that old swing with her crochet
It was where granddaddy taught me how to cuss and how to pray
It was where we made our own ice cream, those sultry summer nights
Where the bulldog had her puppies, and us brothers had our fights
There were many nights I'd sit right there and look out at the stars
To the sound of a distant whippoorwill or the hum of a passing car
It was where I first got up the nerve to steal me my first kiss
And it was where I learned to play guitar and pray I had the gift
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Purple hulls and pintos, I've shelled more than my share
As lightening bugs and crickets danced in the evening air
And like a beacon that old yellow bulb, it always led me home
Somehow mama always knew just when to leave it on
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
mugGet the If the world had a front porchmug.

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