Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS

A smiley non fungible apparatus used for whoopin ass.

I really opened up a Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS on marvy marv's smiley chub.

by Mathew's alt May 21, 2022

woopy

Describes the state of euphora, like at a rave or some fun event. It started out as 'whoopy' as when you're so happy all you want to do is yell and whoop. then it simply became woopy.

Jaime: I've never been so woopy in my life!! This is the best day ever!
Max: What happened? Did you win the lottery or something?

by Jaime Sam January 4, 2011

penis whooped

a person that cant get enough dick

yo momma keep comin to my house dat bitch must be penis whooped!

by oterrio brown April 10, 2003

Tea Whoopi-Goldberg

Tea, Black Nun

Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"

by crispindry July 19, 2009

a can of whoopass

a can of whoopass is something you open up on someone whom you're about to fight.

I'm gettin' ready to open up a can of whoopass on you.

by Scorpiette June 10, 2006

a can of whoopass

something i open up on sorry losers.
something my grandmother opens up when her titties sag too low

" im gonna kick your ass" -hank hill

by samdog June 10, 2006

whoody doo

1) An exclamation along the lines of woohoo and yahoo.
2) Replaces "whatever" or "I dont care" in a sentence.

Whoody doo! I just won the lottery!

*to the teacher* I didn't do my homework, whoody doo.

by Jacob September 11, 2003