Weiner Whacker

A person who whacks their weiner forcefully.

Tommy your such a WEINER WHACKER.

by Wenis Whacker123 October 10, 2008

weiner drizzle

When you have to take a piss and your almost to the bathroom but your "weiner drizzle's"

Oh shit! Oh shit im so close... damn it not again
Weiner drizzle!

by right_above_it March 8, 2011

waiter

Someone who unobtrusively hangs around a place of business that often has a large volume of customers (supermarket, department store, hotel, etc.), and watches for opportunities to "scavenge for leftovers" and otherwise save money on stuff that he can utilize in his own life. Examples of these opportunities could include finishing/gathering uneaten remains of a family's meal after the group leaves the table, catching an opening/closing door of a coin-operated restroom to keep it from latching when a paying restroom-user is exiting/leaving so that the waiter can slip in and use the facility without having to drop in his own quarter to get the door unlocked again, etc.

If a waiter is part of a sizeable low-income family, several members of his family may be recruited to discretely hang out in various locations around town, so that multiple scrounging/money-saving opportunities can be simultaneously observed on the same day. For example, the husband might sit quietly in a corner of the local service-garage and ask customers for their used motor-oil so that he can take it home and burn it for heat in his specially-designed furnace, while the wife and/or older children spend a few hours at the city park and watch for fellow relaxation-seeking visitors to toss returnable beverage-containers into the area's trash cans.

by QuacksO May 25, 2018

flying weiners

when a girl isnt satisfied she rips a guys dick off and throws up in the air then it flies to jesus.

"That girl just tore off my penis and it flew away!" It went to Jesus as a flying weiners

by penis flyer April 5, 2010

Warner

the last name of a whore with an abnormally large vagina, usually tries to imitate her slutty relatives.

you know ms. warner has a deep and wide vag?

ya, heard her sister was twice the slut she is

by poopypants111 April 16, 2009

WaiterBoy

A little-known superhero, WaiterBoy uses various waiter-y instruments to defend the world of good against greater enemies. He prowls restaurants and cafes in his guise, guarding humanity from those intent on corrupting society's benevolence. By day he is a uni student, completing assignments and speaking multiple languages, but by night he dons his apron and commits himself to the unrewarding task of being mankind's protector.

WaiterBoy swooped down from the ceiling, his lethal bar tray in hand, and confronted the villains.

by Elda December 24, 2008

Weiner-Sleeve

Any female, human or otherwise, usually living sometimes dead that has a sexual orfice capable of receiving and storing a penis.

Erik tells me his dog makes a good weiner-sleeve when the wife is away.

by ChezzaFentoozler September 15, 2009