I wasn't even there

I wasn't even there.
A term you say when you weren't even there.

"Dude do you remember that party?" "Dude I wasn't even there."

by Wasn'teventhere February 23, 2012

what the ladies want

Thier own way, the one thing that women, however far they progress, will never tempt away from those with meat betwxit thier legs.


They also like guys with- money (which can buy them influence), balls of steel (who can persuade others to do as she has persauded him), money (that again), good looks (not important after 25)

The ladies want my man-meat.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

All I want

All I want ..

Ever wanted ..

A quiet life ..

No drama ..

Only good drama ..

Whoever decided I’m not allowed this

Thanks

All I want … TF .. you see the times I’m like receptive .. and when I’m back to recluse

What you do with this …

Up to you

But you also know ….

If genuine and wanted my attention …

Would only take a shout

Ice … broken …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 12, 2023

do you want to fuck

see emo
just kidding.
phrase used to express deep feelings for another person. or a spur of the moment thing which is 9184932479324 times more popular

door: knock knock
tim answers door
lisa: would you like to buy some cookies?
tim: do you want to fuck?
lisa: ok!

by kayla March 2, 2004

i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it

Slang. It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

Hey he’s touching my ass! Yeah I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Why would you say that? It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

Do You Want Salt On Your Crumpet

The act of ejaculating over a females vagina

I can't believe you even had the courage to ask her 'Do you want salt on your crumpet'

by Rebecca Haw February 23, 2010

Call it What you Want

A song by Foster the People on their album, Torches.

"Foster the people are amazing ! Pumped up kicks isnt their only good song, Call it What you Want is amazing too :)"

by fosterthepeoplegirl April 26, 2012