wal-mart family

1.A large family that appears on wal-mart commercials. Must meet one of the following.


-Stay at home mom

-No less than 3 kids

-Mother has a southern accent.

-Mother drives a minivan.

-Shops at Wal-Mart. Duh.....

2. Can be applied to a family that has at least two of the above.

Dude, look at that wal-mart family, the mom has, like, 6 kids.

by rapsux May 5, 2005

Wal-Mart

The store you can return anything to.

Hillbilly day care.

A store where morons work.

Hey Billy Bob, lets return this 40-year-old can of soup to Wal*Mart!

by Bz June 19, 2003

Wal-Mart

Large Parasitic Conglomeration which appeals to over-zealous patriots, white trash, poor people and rednecks. They are famous for selling the retarded versions of name-brand products.

Wyett and Desiree went to Wal-Mart for new NASCAR tank-tops.

by Pimpmaster5000 June 11, 2004

Wal Mart Shuffle

The act of getting to the bathroom while you're in Wal Mart, especially if you're far away from one.

Bobby had to poop, but since he was in housewares and the bathroom was all the way by the entrance, he had to do the Wal Mart Shuffle to get there,

by Leegin99 June 29, 2005

Wal-Mart

The ultimate Red-Neck daycare center, features cheap prices, a McDonalds, and all the tire and car support you'll ever dream of.

After Bill was tired of having sex with his cousin, he went to the local Wal-Mart to get a tire change and a Big Mac for less than $10.

by Juan Soto June 20, 2007

Wal*Mart Diet

A diet that is popular with Walmart workers due to the fact that they can no longer afford to feed themselves

"I've lost 60lbs due to the Wal*Mart Diet!" --- True story btw

by Dukem360 January 21, 2011

Wal-Mart Footlong

The act of wrapping your penis in saran wrap and having sex with your partner.

Dude, I forgot to buy condoms at the store today, so when I got home I gave my girlfriend a Wal-Mart Footlong.

by ScrufferNutter March 16, 2017