Dis-arming the Vaginal Seeking Missile

synonym for masturbation

"Does anyone really need an example for Dis-arming the vaginal seeking missile?"

by Gestation period February 19, 2009

ain't nothin' finer than minor vaginer

Battlecry of pedophiles the world 'round.

by Noogle April 21, 2003

yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel

the most hideous thing one could call a woman next to being a cunt.

you're such a yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel!

by nick slammer June 16, 2008

Vaginal Lobotomy

Kind of like a lobotomy in your brain. But in your vagina. Getting rid of a baby. A shmashmortion. But leaves unintended sides effects like roast beef flaps. The acronym is VL.

Hallie was all kinds of knocked up til she got that vaginal lobotomy. Too bad she suffers from loose puss now.

by McCuntBuckets June 30, 2014

Vagineer

a person who specializes in and is well versed in the exploration, navigation, mechanics and inner workings of the human vagina.

He was a fucking vagineer with my pussy, he made me cum four times.

by Vedgefucky January 15, 2019

Vaginitis

A diagnosis that urges you to say things like “I’ve literally seen a vagina with more balls than you”

“Ive literally seems a vagina with more balls than you”
“Wow He must have vaginitis, what a pussy lol”

by Poop88838484 December 6, 2021

Vaginal irritation

Made bye markers (my friend) if u are a vaginal irritation u are a shart

SHUT UP VAGINAL IRRITATION

by amammamamaamamammamaa September 6, 2023