Dis-arming the Vaginal Seeking Missile

synonym for masturbation

"Does anyone really need an example for Dis-arming the vaginal seeking missile?"

by Gestation period February 19, 2009

ain't nothin' finer than minor vaginer

Battlecry of pedophiles the world 'round.

by Noogle April 21, 2003

yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel

the most hideous thing one could call a woman next to being a cunt.

you're such a yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel!

by nick slammer June 16, 2008

Vaginal Skirmish

An extremely intense battle between two human asses for who may sit on a presented chair, with the victor getting to place thy ass onto the aforementioned chair.

Mikey and Rose got into a vaginal skirmish for who got to sit in the teacher's chair.

by redd is dead October 17, 2020

Vagine Au Jus

Vagina juice from a previous sexual encounter

Jason offered his buddies a bit of vagine au jus from the night before

by Red L September 11, 2020

vaginal inversion

the surgical process of a female having the vagina inverted to represent a penis.

Damn, my woman had a vaginal inversion... now she wears pant suits to work.

by No Futron July 22, 2012

Vagin

A vagin is the correct term to call someone with no class, who is a total and utter shit head and also is unaware that they are said shithead.

Someone: What is Vagin?

Everyone: VAGIN!

by Cuntbag134 September 28, 2021