Dis-arming the Vaginal Seeking Missile

synonym for masturbation

"Does anyone really need an example for Dis-arming the vaginal seeking missile?"

by Gestation period February 19, 2009

ain't nothin' finer than minor vaginer

Battlecry of pedophiles the world 'round.

by Noogle April 21, 2003

yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel

the most hideous thing one could call a woman next to being a cunt.

you're such a yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel!

by nick slammer June 16, 2008

Vaginitis

When Tommy Fury gives up his biggest payday ever because he’s got a little runny nose and is scared of Jake Paul

We’ve worked tirelessly to get the Fury Vs Paul fight rescheduled but gosh, looks like Timmy Fumbles has got Vaginitis again

by Tinytimmyfumbles December 6, 2021

Vagin

A vagin is the correct term to call someone with no class, who is a total and utter shit head and also is unaware that they are said shithead.

Someone: What is Vagin?

Everyone: VAGIN!

by Cuntbag134 September 28, 2021

Venezuelan Vaginal Volleyball

VERY SPECIFIC KIND OF VOLLEYBALL THAT REQUIRED PLAYERS TO PLAY VOLLEYBALLS WITH THEIR CLITORIS

VERY HARD TO DO

#Venezuelan Vaginal Volleyball #very difficult

by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025

Vaginer

Gay people language for asshole-vagina.
Used when a male counterpart imitates a famela humans secondsary sexual organs with his butt. Imagination takes a big part in this kind of sexual interpretation:

"Show me dat vaginer b0ss"

by Rickalackatackin February 24, 2017