Dis-arming the Vaginal Seeking Missile

synonym for masturbation

"Does anyone really need an example for Dis-arming the vaginal seeking missile?"

by Gestation period February 19, 2009

ain't nothin' finer than minor vaginer

Battlecry of pedophiles the world 'round.

by Noogle April 21, 2003

yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel

the most hideous thing one could call a woman next to being a cunt.

you're such a yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel!

by nick slammer June 16, 2008

Vaginal Skirmish

An extremely intense battle between two human asses for who may sit on a presented chair, with the victor getting to place thy ass onto the aforementioned chair.

Mikey and Rose got into a vaginal skirmish for who got to sit in the teacher's chair.

by redd is dead October 17, 2020

vaginal inversion

the surgical process of a female having the vagina inverted to represent a penis.

Damn, my woman had a vaginal inversion... now she wears pant suits to work.

by No Futron July 22, 2012

Vaginitis

A reinforcement of the MCL that causes the knee to barely bend

Tristan- "guys, I can't go to the bars tonight because my knee hurts"
Alex- "stop being a bitch, you only have Vaginitis"

by Hoffy woffy January 27, 2022

vagination

using feminine wiles to obtain advantage. A specific form of machination.

His ego was no match for her vaginations

by Don Huevo January 17, 2023