Dis-arming the Vaginal Seeking Missile

synonym for masturbation

"Does anyone really need an example for Dis-arming the vaginal seeking missile?"

by Gestation period February 19, 2009

ain't nothin' finer than minor vaginer

Battlecry of pedophiles the world 'round.

by Noogle April 21, 2003

yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel

the most hideous thing one could call a woman next to being a cunt.

you're such a yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel!

by nick slammer June 16, 2008

vaginal canal

Euphemism used as a means to avoid the term "love canal" due to the latter's association with an infamous toxic waste dump in Niagara.

The man in the boat slipped and fell into the vaginal canal. His buddies tried to pull him out and save him, but he fought them off valiantly.

by bitchuck October 6, 2024

Posh vaginal fart

A posh dickface who is a stereotypical British man/child who says something like MY dad has a lot of money, cool, nobody asked... They're usually a broke ass motherfucker who drive a box car or a poor person's shitbox car

Posh vaginal fart: I own a Bugatti
Me: who asked YOU? you posh vaginal fart

by The REAL Mr. Clean August 12, 2023

Vaginable

A vagina that’s safe to eat out

“She don’t got no bodies twin and she stay clean, so that mean her shi vaginable”

by Basharrr January 11, 2023

Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity

The opposite of hot furry anal sex. (Hairless is better than Skinless)

Man, you still watch Hot Furry Anal Sex? Get good and watch some Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity.

by Foiloiup December 14, 2022