Ur mom

A phrase sometimes used to make jokes and roast other people

Lmao Ur mom is so fat the police had to shoot her four times for her to die

by Caught in 4k📸 March 13, 2022

ur mom

every single elementary and middle schooler has nothing to say in a roast so they say ”ur mom” or when they have no clue what to say in anything they say “ur mom”

little Johnny:hey Dora what is 5+5
Dora:ur mom😂😂😂😂
little Johnny:😐😐

by Buck27_kendall13 August 5, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom is a fucking cumshot

A "Ur mom"
B "YOU BITCH"
A " haha pp "

by Satire owo March 17, 2022

Ur mom

Some Fat ass person who just eats and sleeps all day, and go’s to court to take your dad’s money.

Hey kid, ur mom’s gay.

ur mom, HAHA

“ur mom”

by dodobirdsRepicx6 April 2, 2022

ur mom

the most insulting comeback, it can be used in any and all situations.

emma: my dog said he's already tracer
johnny: ur mom
emma: dies of hurt feelings

by Imreallygayy December 2, 2018

Ur Mom

An annoying, yet addictive slang for when someone has nothing else to say.

Whoever: "What's your favorite color?"
You: "Ur mom."

by Ghost*Writer September 10, 2022

ur mom

the greatest comeback ever

joe- “i fucked ur gf last night”
jeff- “ur mom”
joe- “damn 😢”

by mommy_mommy November 21, 2021