uber-jacko

short for uber-Jackolas. a demonic resurrection of Saint Jackolas after he has died. uber-Jacko has uber-Jesus Juice which contains the extra ingredient of peppermint and a dash of pure oxygen. more of a danger to the youth population than measles and meningitis combined.

"capable of winning any checkers game, no matter how many opponents" - Rob McLean, uber-Jacko victim

by failure33object April 26, 2005

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Uber Cynic

One who is very negative and choc-full of bad karma.

The Uber Cynic complained about the sky and then shot and elderly man.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

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Uber Dork

Haley Simone Smith. (Yes, fools, thats the definition)

Haley, youre an Uber Dork

by haley March 8, 2005

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uber pussies

Plural for uber pussy. (many uber pussies)

A combination phrase where uber implies emphasis above all other pussies because uber is "the ultimate, above all, the best, top, something that nothing is better than."

in combination with "pussy" which in this case refers to "a person afraid to act or not up to the task because of fear."

Uber could also be used with any of the following 'uber pussy' synonyms.

uber + wussy wimp whiner crier weakling wus weakling chicken scaredy-cat sissy pansy coward spineless scared

Rob threw a punch at Mark but missed him and hit Chris in the face. Chris threatened Rob and then Mark booked it out of the house. Because Chris is such a harmless weakling, Mark, Rob and every guy in the house afraid of Chris are uber pussies.

Since big bad buff Scott who works out all of the time didn't take a stand against the uber pussies at all, he's an uber pussy too.

by uber stud March 25, 2009

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