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It is something that only females have, it's the bit between the twat and the shitter.
Ooooh she slipped off her bike seat and bumped her twitter on the handlebar.
by Nerd Flanders August 1, 2014
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Football Twitter

A bunch of lads spreading agendas and hate, common phrases are virgin, hth, and nabbed. Top guys like DaddySterling make the bird app worthwile
Aubazettes is a nonce who spends his life on football twitter (ft)
by DaddySterling May 13, 2020
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Blue-Haired Twitter Millennial

Fat, Blue-Haired Feminists who make the worst opinions of man kind, Are always rude to a selective type of person, ( Usually Men) And ruin any kind of mood-set for anyone, because of their bullshit accusations or comforting skills. They try repeatedly to put their own indifferences in things, but it never ends well.
Here Comes the Blue-Haired Twitter Millennials trying to make "Kill all Men" real
by nhjjooj February 9, 2022
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Twitter

A MySpace ripoff piece of shit website that is always useless!
Man 1: Hey, get twitter. It's AWESOME!
Man 2: Fuck twitter. Twitter's gay!
Man 1: Come on, get twitter. It's not gay!
Man 2: It is gay! I have friends who don't need twitter. I don't need twitter.
Man 1: But I have over 120 people following me on twitter! Have your friends to follow me on twitter too!
Man 3: Get a fucking life, you fucking homosexual!
Man 1: Don't call me a fucking homosexual, you hurt my feelings!
Man 3: Well, I just did!
Man 1: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID!!
Man 4: Get a life, you fucking degenerate!
Man 2: Yeah!
by CrazyTeddyX July 26, 2009
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twitterpasted

I was twitterpasted last night
by Pascual August 5, 2005
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twitter

Female perineum; that area of the anatomy between the twat and the shitter
Stop Tony, your not even in... your only just touching my twitter, from The Diaries of Cherie Blair
by garthy July 8, 2006
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https://twitter.com/UrbanDctionary

The official twitter page where you can get the a new word of the day everyday for your pleasure and entertainment.
"Man i went on https://twitter.com/UrbanDctionary an it was so legit"
by wordofthedayson November 15, 2009
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