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Twitterbating

The act of twittering. In the process of twittering. Often applied to those who twitter on a constant basis.
OMG. Ever since Brian found out about twitter he's been twitterbating all the time.

Me? I'm just twitterbating right now. What are you up too?
by spectreU98 June 29, 2009
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twitterary

A secretary who handles a celebrity's twitter account. Some celebrities can't be bothered to tweet for themselves.
"OMG, I just got a tweet from that chick who went crazy on Meal Or No Meal! She's gonna be on Dancing With The Biggest Losers!"

"No way, dude. She has a twitterary handle that. She doesn't do her own tweets."

"A twitterary?"

"Oh, yeah, you've been breathless over the tweets of some underling!"
by Oliver Faltz November 27, 2009
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Twitter-bitter

twit-er bit-er (adj) When a tweeter is bitter or upset about not receiving a reply to a Direct Message (DM). Also occurs where the tweeter does not receive any feedback on his or her status.

Manifests itself frequently in late night rants to which no one replies because it is the middle of the night, thus resulting in an endless cycle of culminating twitter-bitterness.
Don't be all Twitter-bitter just because I didn't see your DM yesterday, bitch.
by DJ Hearing Aid July 20, 2010
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Twitter jockey

1. A public relations "pro" who spends their entire workday posting PR Daily, Mashable and other articles on Twitter (and Facebook...because all "pros" link their Twitter to their Facebook!) without a RT (ReTweet) so as to not give credit.

2. Someone who does not produce anything authentic or original of their own on Twitter and omits mention of the source except for the URL, which is in bit.ly or tinyurl form.
@"Twitter Jockey" Can you believe this statistic in a recent study? I'm pretending this is my link here!
by I Judge Because I Care April 10, 2011
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Twitter

I was all up in her twitter last night.

I followed that twitter all the way to Kansas.
by m.A.A.d Man July 9, 2014
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twitter memory

Being able to recall tweets effortlessly (at times unintentionally) while having conversations with friends.

Twitter Memory ruins punch lines.
Ruins conversations.
Ruins friendship.
Ruins Lives.
October is TM awareness month. Spread the word!

#TM
"Yea bro, last night i ..."
"Stop. Last night you saw someone being robbed, beat up the robber- turned him in and got to meet Batman? I know. "
"Wow. Way to ruin the story!"
"My bad, my Twitter memory just kicked in on its own again. Damn it. I need help."
by @bbajj October 7, 2013
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Twitter

by twastes February 3, 2014
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