The best instrument of all creating ever. Everyone who is a trumpet player has the most ego and is horny as hecc. All of us HATE the woodwinds, saxophones most of all.
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Walking down the the street suddenly an orange bird sprayed all it's trumpement on my head, that smell will be there for days
Walking down the the street suddenly an orange bird sprayed all it's trumpement on my head, that smell will be there for days
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