Toolist

A member of the church of TOOLism

"He is so cool he must be a Toolist"

by Xx.Nik.xX August 4, 2006

toods

Definition:
1. Slang term used in place of 'goodbye'. Often affectionately followed by the word 'cunt'.
2. To leave to go somewhere else.
3. To disappear or vanish

'I'm leaving.... toods'
'What time are we toodsing?'
'Where did my jumper toods to?'

by Moo December 6, 2004

toolbox

The term "toolbox" refers to someone who is such a tool that his supreme stupidity is on the level of what you'd expect from a collaboration of several tools. When someone is this many tools in one, he is a toolbox.

He said his Honda had a V8 and ran 5's... what a toolbox!

by TurboDC4 December 28, 2005

tool

(n.) a person who lacks any real quality of life, because they reduce themselves to arbitrary and meaningless activity which wastes their existence and entirely eliminates who they are as an individual

1) "All you ever do is talk about getting wasted, yet you sit in your house every weekend and watch MTV. Tool."
2) "Nice job studying for the SATs when there was a party going on three houses down. Tool."
3) "You're a tool man."

by timothy james May 10, 2008

tool

Someone who calls everyone a "tool"

"He doesn't know any other insults; what a tool."

by corvusnidus February 25, 2013

Tool Bag

A person who is so big of a tool and douchebag, that he can only be labeled a tool bag. This breed of tool can often be seen sporting wifebeaters, fauxhawks, aviators, and chains that were only popular in 2001 urban America. Usually people despise this person but do not confront them about it. Makes stupid remarks and most people would enjoy pulverizing them with a pole. See Joe Eads.

Look at that tool bag, sweet paint on abs bro!

by garycolemanisag July 4, 2011

toolbox

a man who is so lame, or so much of a dick, that he is not just a tool, he is an entire toolbox.

I can't wait until they send that fuckin' toolbox off to Iraq.

by Jimmy February 4, 2003