Shank

The relaxation method most commonly used by men in the bathroom. The process involves Wanking and any combination of: Showering, Shitting, or Shaving. Combining the skills requires great skill and double (Two from the 'Sh...' list) and triple (three of the 'Sh....' list) shanks have been know to be fatal.

(Man returns from bathroom on night-out)
Mate: Good Shank?
Man: Yeah, just a double though - I left my razor at home.

by Doone February 23, 2011

Shank

An untidy person, untidy car, untidy house. etc. Wearing untidy clothes multiple day's in a row.

Look at that shank ass!!

by Stralfazz March 04, 2007

Shank

Shank comes from 2 words joined together, creating a sick fetish type act.

When one SHits in his hand and wANKs = SHANK.

Could possibly mean they are homosexual.

Im not just having a wank, Im having a shank!

Hey man, I ran outta lube. Thats ok you can always shit in your hand and wank or have a "shank" if you like.

by wrys April 29, 2009

Shank

Slang for stabbing
Commonly used among chavs and roadmen

I'll shank him bruv- angry chav or roadman

by British slang translator April 14, 2020

Shank

The slang word for stab commonly used by chavs or roadmen.

I'll shank you bruv.-chav/roadman

by British slang translator April 14, 2020

shank

A shank is a knife this term is commonly used in drill songs

Don’t make me pull out my shank bro

by a2trappyclappy February 03, 2021

Shank

Quirkiest creature alive, loves to hide in shrubs

If you don’t pronounce Shank’s name wrong, he will growl at you.

by Candi24 June 12, 2024