Text Bomb

The solution to sending a very sensative text to the WRONG person.

Sophie is your girlfriend. Youre texting your bro, and you accidently send "Dude. Sophie is a hube bitch." to Sophie instead of your bro. You immediatly text all you bro's saying "TEXT BOMB SOPHIE!!!" all your friends will then send her numerous messages saying things like "The purple monkey fucked a gay christmas tree." or "I farted therefore Ricky Bobby ran for president." after sending at least 20-50 messages, the hope is she will delete her entire inbox out of frustration and not see the text you accidentaly sent her.

by Baseball25 April 3, 2011

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Text Block

While in class or an important meeting where texting is prohibited, one uses a book, wall, backpack, person, etc blocking the view of you texting from the teacher/instructor.

Ryan: "He Sally, I need to use your backpack as a text block."
Sally: "Ok, just don't make it obvious!"

by ManOfCars March 4, 2009

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text

An unfortunate side-effect to literacy.
Synonyms: words, letters, boring, funny sticky things, WTF?

Lamar: "I hate having to read all this text."
Joseph: "I just see lots of lines and scribbles."
Lamar: "I envy you."

by RobertOldhead November 3, 2008

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texican

a Texan of Mexican ancestry

Los Lonely Boys describe themselves as Texicans.

by Phlip June 29, 2004

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text buddy

A person you can text no matter what
It doesn't matter if you/they are single you stay text buddies forever

Usually you talk to them mainly about sexual situations

A: Why were you talking to this T-I-M-O about dogs having AIDS?
B: Oh, he's my text buddy, we can talk about anything.

by crazeeeeeeeeeeee February 23, 2009

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