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purple-headed warrior

A penis, especially an erect one. Heard in the Naked Gun series of movies. So named because of the tendency of the glans to turn purplish-pink when engorged with blood.
She moaned as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding.
by bws55 September 3, 2007
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Free Speech Warrior

the equal and opposite side of the Social Justice Warrior coin. Where the SJW will use the guise of social justice and progressive politics to silence right wing opinions and promote division, the FSW will use the guise of "protecting free speech" to silence left wing opinons and promote division.
"Richard went to that right wing protest and started chanting about jews and faggots replacing him, he must be one of those Free Speech Warriors."

"That Free Speech Warrior publicly called for journalists to be shot, but after that happened he said it was just a joke and he was exercising his rights!"
by The Gayest Retard June 29, 2018
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Armchair Warrior Disorder

Those who ferociously post inane arguments from their armchairs.
Farah has armchair warrior disorder, he spends all his time online defending inane political arguments that go nowhere.
by Åmiña Åhmëd August 27, 2012
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Foolish Samurai Warrior

A foolish samurai warrior wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword, wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a foolish shape-shifting coconut wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an UNSPEAKABLE coconut wielding a magic sword-wielding a shapeshifting sword-wielding an evil sword-wielding a sword-wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword-wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword.
Aku: But a foolish samurai warrior
samurai: A foolish samurai warrior wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword, wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a foolish shape-shifiting coconut wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an UNSPEAKABLE coconut wielding a magic sword wielding a shapeshifiting sword wielding a evil sword wielding a sword wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword.
by random word generator May 26, 2022
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Social Injustice Warrior

A SIW is the Polar Opposite of a Social Justice Warrior or SJW
Person:"Happy holidays"
Social Injustice Warrior:"How dare you say happy holidays to me, im christian, say Merry Christmas"
by SeraphYuu December 3, 2016
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Prayer Warrior

A person who seeks to change oneself rather than the will of the Supreme Being, through prayer. Faith, lack of Pride, Compassion, Self-Honesty, Optimism etc. are some of the qualities of Prayer Warriors.
And when she said she is a prayer warrior, non-believers mistook her for a witch and burnt her at the stake.
by omneox June 16, 2018
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