shrek

Alex Galperin

look at alex, he looks like shrek, we should get him a donkey

by G-Money February 28, 2004

Shrek

A celebrity sheep!

All the was from Godzone (New Zealand)

The Prime Minister of New Zealand prefers the company of Shrek the Sheep of the Maori (the native people) activists.

Well, who can blame her?

Baaaaaaaaaaa! Maaaaaaaaa!

Ya know, a sheep? (they go maaaa & baaa)

by Tom July 7, 2004

Shrek

1. A word used to describe a woman's rear-end that is particularly flat, unpleasing or unattractive to look at, as opposed to the regularly used "donk".

2. The term refers to the relationship between two Disney characters, one being a donkey and the other being an unattractive ogre. The donkey or "donk" being the preferred choice of rounded, plump rear end, and the "shrek" term referring to it's polar opposite, flat rear end.

See also: pancake booty

Man, shorty over there got a donk, but her buddy got that shrek.

by jimmy beamz August 27, 2013

Shrek

A green over weighted man who lives in a swamp who hates humans and acts like a retard in front of everybody and has a pet Donkey who talks crap and talks nonsense to Shrek and his friends. He is also a giant fat man is a green suit.

1. "Hey look, its a Shrek."
2. "Why is this guy a Shrek?"
3. "Do you want to adopt a Shrek?"

by ReaperFL November 8, 2018

Shrekfast Face

When someone has breakfast face, but also looks like Shrek.

Man that girls got Shrekfast face.

by Josh Le Quire April 15, 2008

Shrek Wallace

A shrek wallace is an individual who constantly bends the truth and compulsively lies to colleagues regarding forthcoming football fixtures on Tv

James:- Boys, does anybody know if the Man u game is on tonight?

Boys:- Dunno we'll check once were in the office

Later..........................

James:-
Only the Chelsea game is on tele tonight!
Gutted!

Kris:- Lies James, i just checked on the internet and it says the game is on justin TV - so shut the fuck up you lying shrek wallace before i come over there and bitch slap you till you turn green

by Scousish January 14, 2009

shrek

a green ogar disliked by many children because of his hideousness and has no friends. Spends most of his life stalking his next victims.

jimmy:yo did you see shrek today
Jessica:no but you better hide before you get shrekt

by someguy that u dont now April 13, 2017