2 definitions by ReaperFL

Vladimir Putin

A former President of the United States who was kicked out of the office for sexual terms with members of the white house. Vladimir was also the 1st-25th President of the United States. He was also the first human to exist along with Donald J Trump and Kim Jong Un. Now they all live together as one big happy gay family.

Person 1: Hey look, Vladimir Putin is dancing to Rasputin
Vladimir: Come dance with me
Person 1: That´s gay
Vladimir: No it isn´t

by ReaperFL November 9, 2018

Shrek

A green over weighted man who lives in a swamp who hates humans and acts like a retard in front of everybody and has a pet Donkey who talks crap and talks nonsense to Shrek and his friends. He is also a giant fat man is a green suit.

1. "Hey look, its a Shrek."
2. "Why is this guy a Shrek?"
3. "Do you want to adopt a Shrek?"

by ReaperFL November 8, 2018