Hobo-stick

A sexual manouvre wherein a woman kneels with a man behind her, cock resting on her shoulder and balls falling not unlike the sack of a bum's hobo-stick. She then jerks him off in this way all the while whistling Roger Miller's "King of the Road" or another appropriate song of the trade.

"I got hobosticked by this homeless chick last night...it was awesome."

The alternative "Hobo-stuck", may also be employed...

The hobo-stick is a longtime favorite of the homeless boxing circuit contenders.

by Cficks January 4, 2009

brain on a stick

An intelligent person who lacks emotion or social skills.

David aced the GMAT's but at parties he's just a brain on a stick, standing in the corner pretending to examine the ficus.

by billg September 11, 2005

stick and poke

to tattoo using a sewing neddle and dawing/india ink.
by stabbing the skin repetedly

I was so drunk i got a "stick and poke" tattoo on my back

by jonesbones February 17, 2008

sticker shock

A condition resulting from seeing the total price of a bunch of items and realizing the damage is much greater than you originally expected. May cause a person to have second thoughts about the purchase.

I wanted to book your mom for 7 days of her "services," but when I realized the total came to $21, I got major sticker shock and decided to bail out.

by Nicholas D June 17, 2006

moon on a stick

phrase used widely by teenagers and young adults in the mid 90s as it was made popular by the comedy geniuses Stew Lee & Richard Herring.
they used it mostly in the second series of their hit tv & radio show 'Fist of Fun'.
It means basically to want everything, if you want the moon on a stick then you want everything, including things you can't have.

Rich: you wanted the moon on a stick...well look! i went up and got it for you!

Stew: but i don't want it!

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds January 1, 2005

plasy nade stick

A preferred method of instant rape in the Halo series of console FPS games. Occurs when a plasma grenade delivered by a very lucky or highly skilled thrower directly contacts the body of an opponent. The grenade then gives the new owner a death omen in the form of a small beep and explodes miliseconds later, killing instantly without regard to the state of health. Overshield cannot even protect. It's arguably the most satisfying form of cornholing in all of Halo, especially if done across the map. Comparables are Killamonzaros, no scope beatdowns, mouthy 12-yr-old halo t-bagging, bulltrues, and zeit skeets.

Hart: "No scope beatdown I'm one in a mil."

Pigster: "Quit campin Hart, tell me you saw that plasy nade stick across the map."

Hart: "cool. Rape sauce."

by MilliganMan April 19, 2008

shit end of the stick

In days of old, before toilet paper and the Sears Roebuck catalog, a stick was used to wipe your rear clean in the outhouse. You had to be sure you grabbed the clean end of the stick, and not the shit end.

It was dark, and my dirty hand showed I had grabbed the shit end of the stick.

by arikgoldstein May 14, 2015