Hershey Squirts

When your butt pisses Hershey bars because you ate taco bell

Dam, my ass got the Hershey Squirts

by Silvernugget950 June 27, 2025

Squirt boat

A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure

excitement.

Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.

by womb raider August 9, 2017

The Squirt and Jerk

When you suffer diarrhea and then afterwards, masturbate

I had some Taco Bell in the morning, so I hit The Squirt and Jerk at home when I got off work

by rodwave's left cheek January 10, 2025

Squirt Sheets

Noun.

The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).

My dear son,

That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom

by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024

QWERTY Squirt

A colloquial version of "Diarrhea of the word-processor", a quote from author Stephen King. It refers to a party whom types very long paragraphs. Applies best to those whom choose to write 'novels' in sms/text messages.

This fool wrote me a fackin' novel in this text message! He's def gotta case of the QWERTY Squirts!

by Sh3p007 October 28, 2022

Red squirts of laughter

When you're on your period and you laugh so hard red squirts of blood come out.

Like omg Becky, John was telling me the funniest joke and the red squirts of laughter came out.

by Redhotcookie45 September 16, 2018

first squirt

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.

Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”

by DanMarinoJr September 19, 2022