Super Spreader

A highly contagious individual who spreads contagions throughout the workplace.

Watch out for Dolores, she has been a super spreader at the facility.

by Transporter 47 October 8, 2020

Shready

For something to be close to or as awesome as Eddy Van Halen on the axe.

Duder, that FS nose press was ultra shready

by Pussification June 2, 2009

Spreader

Someone consumed by the need for spreadsheets

Lesley will go mad if she gets another spreadsheet. Martyn is turning into a real spreader

by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004

Rib Spreader

the act of stretching a girls ribs out from the inside while having intercourse often causing great discomfort while simultaneously giving great pleasure. This is only possible with a Morgajam sized man hammer

Come here James, throw that rib spreader in these guts till you make em' crack you thick whistle uterus bruiser!

by YodaznVa August 21, 2008

spreak

The single best design for a cardboard boat in history. Legendary in all the physics phlotilla competitions. Strikes fear in the hearts of enemies.

Other team- "Damn we got beaten by the spreak again."

Another team- "those spreak team guys are like greek gods"

by Spreak man October 20, 2003

Speado

noun, friendly insult; like paedo but used to describe a young person who finds a person a few years younger than themselves attractive.

also, 'speedo'

"You speado! What's the matter, can't get a girlfriend your own age?!"


Peanut: "so she's like, what, 19?"
Justin: "Uh, try 9, dude..."
Lauren: "SPEEEEEDOOOOO!"

by peanutismint April 28, 2005

Spraddle

Any object used to mix an alcoholic beverage

"dude, I need to mix this more, hand me the spraddle"

by crispyJ December 9, 2008