Shooting Jokes

If some one says a story or a joke and you add onto it too late or you say something retarted you just shot the joke!

Me: Dude last night i had a dream of a alligator jerking off to a hustler.
Him: OK?
Him#2: Dude i had the same dream except it was a unicorn!
Me: Wow your great at shooting jokes!

by BoobyMaster123 July 13, 2009

shooting darts

When a male's sperm is infertile. Usually caused by excessive ball tapping, punching, and kicking of the testis.

I heard Peter is shooting darts even since I whacked him in the balls with that hammer.

by quest?onmyidentity September 22, 2007

Spooning

everything that is good, great, fine, off the chain.

"That booty is spooning bitach"

by Spooningbiatch October 13, 2008

shooting the brezze

talking socially without exchanging too much information

the men were sitting in the cafe and shooting the brezze; I went out with my friends earlier, hanged out for a while just shooting the brezze.

by A. Ruby January 19, 2008

trouble shooting

A text that has various common problems (usually having to do with the computer) on it, and what you can do to fix them.

"Oh man," sighed David, "My computer is flickering again. What can I do to stop it?"

"Why don't you look in trouble shooting?" suggested his coworker.

by Newbia June 23, 2004

naked spooning

It's like spooning but naked

Babe how did you like naked spooning

by Fatboy42690 December 31, 2016

Spooning

Also known as yoghurting in some places. Usually used in the homosexual community, but is known to be used by heterosexual people also. Spooning is when you cum in somebodies ass crack, leave it in there and eat it with a spoon. Any remaining hairs, or faeces are part of the act. Yes, including long hairs coated in shit particles!

After a thorough evening of trying out felching, ice cream sundaying, a little bit of sculpting A man decided he wanted to go Spooning, so he bent his partner over, sprayed cum all in his ass then eat it with a spoon. "Ahhhh that is delicious" He replied licking his lips with a long hair hanging from his chin!

by Scott Esskay :D December 24, 2006