spongebob

a nose flapping genius

Mommy,can I watch spongebob the sponge cake?

by idkwuttotype January 26, 2019

SpongeBoomer

A SpongeBob “fan” who worships seasons 1-3, and the first movie. While treating everything after like garbage.

“Season 1-3 and the first movie are the best! Season 4-13 suck ass!”
“Ok SpongeBoomer”

by LoonStock June 28, 2023

Sponge Daddy

A man who bottoms for a straight dude

I just called up my sponge daddy because my girlfriend is not available.

by PatRajJames July 29, 2023

contraseptive sponge

A sponge injected up the vagina.
Sperm absorber and killer.
Form of birth control.
No the best one.
Has to stay in for awhile.

"Brittney used the contraseptive sponge last night when she was all over that guy."

by brittneyisaeffingslut. November 28, 2007

Splooge Sponge

Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.

A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.

by Mzilla November 19, 2010

anal sponge

A curse word commonly used in the Half-life mod: The specialists.

Joe has killed Bob

Bob: "You anal sponge!"

by JohnToaster December 3, 2011

Caramel Spongebob

Caramel Spongebob is when you take a yellow sponge while taking a squat to wipe the shit off your butt.

Meghan Trainor had to do a caramel spongebob after having a trenta ice coffee with milk and sweetener.

by Moocow1987 July 2, 2016