Soccer Mom

A chick who wears Vans in a small size. So they are "Mini Vans"

Person 1: Damn yo I like her Vans. They are small though like size 5.
Person 2: Yeah bruh the Mini Vans. She's a Soccer Mom.

by TUIT October 21, 2010

soccer mum

A nasty mother who follows the suburban trend of being a bore, and a gossip with slightly below average IQ who wears clothing that lacks imagination. She could aid her children in their pursuit of the finer things in life such as art, music, literature and science, philosophy and gastronomy; sadly, she is ignorant of such things. In fact she has a high opinion of herself: she thinks she is a queen and is proud of her suburban attributes and accolades.

John: I saw that gossip-monger neighbour, Suzanne pulling into the Maccas drive-thru again.
Sarah: Oh yes, typical soccer mum doesn't know any better than to feed her kidsjunk and pop music.

by jujickson June 10, 2014

COC-sucker

Someone who in infatuated with the game 'Clash of Clans'. They find it to be a drug of sorts, since they check up on their village every waking moment, even when they know that their town hall still has 13 hours left to upgrade. They will find it overwhelmingly impossible to avoid telling their neighbors about how far their village has grown from a little shit-hole to freaking metropolis.

COC-sucker Cody "Dude! My last raid got me rolling in hella amounts of dark elixir! You know I'll be owning them hoards of hog-riders soon!"
Kenny "You're such a COC-sucker, bro."

by AllHailVision December 1, 2014

soccer trophy

A compliment meant as false praise targeted at younger members of Generation Y just entering the workforce. Derived from the notion that Gen Y has grown up in an atmosphere of constant praise, particularly in popular sports like soccer, where kids plays for fun, no score is kept and everyone gets a trophy at season's end.

After the new intern finished that menial task, the boss gave her a soccer trophy just so she would feel appreciated.

by bjr808 August 21, 2008

Dirty Cock Sucker

An old, bald whack job, who looks like the Crypt Keeper, who runs the Crossroads, Insight, Pathway and Cornerstone drug abuse programs.

This guy, Meehan, who did seminars at the rehab I was in was a dirty cock sucker. I mean, a REAL dirty cock sucker. I asked him if he would suck my dick if I cleaned it off real good. He said no.

by Good Orderly Direction April 9, 2008

Soccer fag

Anyone that plays soccer is gay and should be sent to a prison to get what they want a dick in there butt..... also if your name is rene and you play soccer your a fag in general

Rene is a soccer fag

by Cream97 August 15, 2017

soccer

Soccer is the world's most popular sport, and for good reason. Soccer actually requires physical skill and mental toughness. Unlike lame US sports like football, baseball, or nascar (nascar for fuck's sake), soccer players are required to put in some effort.

Football players rest every single goddamn play. Baseball players stand in a field for hours playing with themselves. Nascar isn't even a sport--it's driving a car in a fucking circle 500 times.

For those who say soccer is a pussy sport, stop being ignorant. Football seems tough but with all those pads it's pointless. It's just a pussified version of rugby. Wow America sure screws up good sports.

Soccer is better than football because it takes actual talent.

Soccer girls are hot.

American football is retarded because they never use their feet except for kickers/punters. Call it throwball/runball/carryball/idiotball, just not football.

by nation February 18, 2006