chinese shower

definition: when two or more guys are getting head or plain old jacking off they take turns elaculating on the girls body.

exampe: sara says if we come over we can give her a chinese shower.

by kid fry November 1, 2007

Shower

A penis that doesn't grow much during an erection.

See also: grower

My penis is a shower.

by Ross W December 14, 2003

A Legend In Thier Own Shower

1. Some one who thinks they are the greatest at some thing (or everything) but they realy are dillusional and are not that great

2. Some one who believes they are a great singer, but they only sing in their shower because the shower walls are the only thing that will listen to them

3. Boy Bands

Girl: Brandon is trying to keep his "macho" reputation
Boy: Brandon is just a legend in his own shower

Brother 1: I am the best singer, you heard me in the shower
Brother 2: I plugged my ears. The walls of the shower listened. You are a legend in your own shower.

Teenie Bopper: I love N'sync
Reality Check: They should have stuck to to being A legend in thier own shower

by Cameron O April 8, 2006

Armenian shower

When, after being out and about all day long, sweating up a storm, instead of taking a shower like most normal people do you wipe yourself down with the strongest cologne you own. Most people who do this are trying to offset the cost of paying water bills to be able to keep driving their salvage titled Mercedes.

Wow! In Glendale they sell cologne over soap ten-fold. Nothing but Armenian showers over there. You can see the smog layer from all those cologne fumes.

by 6 Pounds Soft June 1, 2012

golden shower

When you piss on someone.

I gave my boyfriend a golden shower last night. I just spreaded my legs wide open and pissed all over him.

by psychoshavon December 30, 2006

Russian Shower

1. A ritual in which one douses themselves with cheap perfume until their clothing becomes fully saturated with the scent, which will last for weeks. This practice is the last step in preparing for a night on the town.

2. A replacement for deodorant; spraying your armpits with a perfume of choice. The alcohol kills the odor-causing bacteria, while the aromatics leave a long-lasting scent. This effectively prevents body odor for quite a while. Is immediately accompanied by a few seconds of intense stinging on freshly-shaven armpits. This practice is more effective than deodorant and is much safer, since regular deodorant contains cancer-causimg agents.

1. Hold on! Before we leave, I need to take a Russian shower.

2. Arkady: I noticed that I smelled like shit, and I was too lazy to take a real shower, so I just took a Russian shower.

by RussoJew July 24, 2006

table shower

Getting a sexual massage for men ;)

“Bro I just got the best table shower , she definitely knew what she was doing lol”

by KushXDlol May 8, 2018