Penis sniper

When u shoot ur sperm from 8ft across the room into ur partners mouth

I just used my penis sniper on my girl

by PBI69420 February 26, 2021

Anger Sniper

A sniper main from TF2 who acts like he's thirty when in reality he's a 10 year old who has gone through their edgy phase WAY too early and cries at the smallest things and think's he's hot shit because he likes Linkin Park and taunts after every kill.

Demo main: "Oh great another FUCKING Anger Sniper."

Non-edgy sniper main: "Can't wait to kill him then taunt after every time I kill him." -Demo and Sniper dominate anger sniper-
Anger sniper micspamming over Linkin Park, crying: "Just because you taunt after every kill doesn't make you cool."

Sniper and Demo in discord call: "How Ironic."

by GenuinePlayer March 5, 2021

Salty Sniper

When you catch cum loads from exceptionally far distances.

That girl I met at the bar last night caught my load from the second floor. She’s a real salty sniper.

by SloppySeals July 5, 2022

cumshot sniper

The male ejaculates a projectile shaped drop of cum which hits the female on a weak spot (i.e. eye). In contrast to a common cumshot it requires solid aiming, the correct muzzle velocity and the right amount of jizz in order to create the perfect shot.

He was an amazing cumshot sniper and she was impressed by his aiming skills. Right in her left eye. They were laughing all night.

by EFIL4ZIFG July 8, 2022

uk gelato sniper

when the cheeba hits different and transforms into a holy strain incapable of human invention

fuck? - this must be some uk gelato sniper

by drstinkybeans January 22, 2021

Slipendictomy

To stealthily insert one's member into one's partner's orifice, typically occurring in the morning.

I woke up with a raging boner and only 20 minutes to get ready for work. Foreplay would take too long and waking my partner would be bothersome. If I was to deswell my throbbing member, it was critical that I perform the slipendictomy quickly.

by Meatymuff January 27, 2016

Slipe

To slipe - a dog shuffling along the ground on two legs, scraping its arse on the floor to clear blocked anal glands. The equivalent of a good human scratch, usually caused after too much rich food.

Someone stop Rover quickly, he's about to slipe all over the priceless Persian carpet!

by Tristram Smith April 4, 2016