slippery nuggets

When your scrotum is so moist and uncumfortable that your pants start to stick to your berries and your have to peel your pants away from your nuggets. Usually occuring at weddins, funerals, church,ect...

As tim sat under the hot sun at his cousins dogs funeral, he began to obtain a nasty case of slippery nuggets.

by Jimmy Flamingo December 24, 2015

Slippery Sammy

You pour skim milk on your dick then lube up her middle toe. Then slide your flaccid milk covered penis in between her middle toe and slightly bigger toe. Then she forcefully slaps your head of your penis about. Then she proceeds to pull out a permanent maker that was originally in he slimy pussy, it is now covered in slimy pussy juice. And with her perky tits takes off the cap of the marker. Then she begins to draw a cat face on your head. Then she goes "Meow Baby" and begins to aggresively ram the marker up the dick hole that is covered with milk, doing this is makes your previously flaccid penis now hard AF. Then slowly sliding her foot away from your nob then she gets her newborn pussy cat to lick off all the milk off the now marker filled dick. Then slides a moldy potato onto your dick and then begins to carve the potato into a clown face and accidentally slits your dick open and the blood pours everywhere into love heart. Then she proceeds to slide her knees along the ground through the bloody love heart and then screams at the top of her lungs bloody hell

lets slippery sammy

by Slippery Sammy July 29, 2016

Tank slapper

The aftermath of a very rare and extraordinary poo. A tank slapper requires the coming together of a unique arrangement of circumstances not encountered on a frequent basis.

Firstly the poo being ejected must be firm, ideally smooth, definitely not sticky and have some elastic properties.

Secondly the body from which the poo is being ejected, must be longitudinally centred and slightly forward on the pan. The sphincter must not be too slack or overly encumbered by anal beard, this is to ensure maximum velosity on exit and reduce any parasitic friction.

If these properties are met, the poo will launch out of the anus. It will hit the forward side of the pan, adjacent to the bowl water. Ricochet on to the back pan, leaving two perfectly vertical skid marks in front and behind the bowl water. This is a tank slapper.

Jeff, Jeff, my legs are trembling and I feel like I’ve been touched by the almighty himself. JEFF, I’ve had a tank slapper.

by Cludgyspanklips September 26, 2021

Trick Da Slapper

Trick da slapper is an unusually large rapper hailing from streets of Eugene, OR. He was born in Corvalis but was forced to leave the city after a string of legal and substance abuse issues. He became known as "da slapper" after regularly slapping the shit out of people in social gatherings. Now he is signed with an indy label named hush records and is on the rise as one of the best young gangster rappers in the game.

Yo. You headed to dat TRICK DA SLAPPER concert tonight?

by Jim of hush Records August 28, 2010

slippery fish

When the penis accidently enters the butthole instead of the vagina while engaging in intercourse. Often results in extreme anus ripping and loss of sexual feelings. Side effects include trouble walking, massive diarreah, and ripped anus.

Its not ever day that you get the slippery fish

by mermicorn November 6, 2010

slapper

very lose woman, like a 2 dollar hooker, but with less class! the only way u know this woman has an orgasm, is u notice her spill her drink a little!

girl..stop actin like a slapper

slapper! (thats it!)

by «BLüE÷SCØüSÀ»© November 10, 2004

Pattie Slapper

A woman who makes patties. A derogatory term, no idea where it came from though!

She's a right old pattie slapper.

by Sarzy September 17, 2003